I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
