i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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