I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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I just want to make out with him forever
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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