that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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