talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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