LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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