I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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