You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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