I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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