I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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