Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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