Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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