how can u be prego again
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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