I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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