So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
