evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal