whats a polygalesbian?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
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I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.