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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  New invention idea: vibrating tampons

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers

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  are you high?

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up

  (347): View more from New York

  Yeah I hope she's okay.

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  I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.

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• (619): View more from California

  Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2

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  Bring a helmet for your liver

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