Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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