She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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