The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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