My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
be right there i have to get my cape
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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