Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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