My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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