So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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