I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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