Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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