And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
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Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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