Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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