why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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