i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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