im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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