So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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