I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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