I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I want a musical about memes.
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