I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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