Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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