well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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