did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Duck Duck Cougar?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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