its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
His nipple licking is glorious
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