soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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