I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I have tasted many bathrooms
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Randomize
