Me. At least after what I've been through.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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