first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I will die if light touches me.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
