she woke up with a sticky ear
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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