So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Randomize
