Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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