I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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