i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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