We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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