that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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