You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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