I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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