Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
All I want is dick and wine.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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