How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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