Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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