My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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