trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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Everything about him screamed your future.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize