i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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